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Unenthusiastic Handjob

Completed 85 out of 98 missions

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239

Stars

100

1

25

50

75

100

Completed Missions

Barren

Brushfire
1570116923

3

Casino City

Midnight Gambling
1570215448

1

Casino City

Sketchy Swing
1570218228

3

Casino City

Gamblers Gambit
1570220341

3

Brugge

Flemish Feud
1570467892

1

Brugge

Funeral Toll
1570470636

3

Goldpit

Goldrush
1570538405

3

Doppler

Endothermic Espionage
1570544970

3

Waterfront

Treacherous Waters
1570552125

5

Hanami

Blastaway
1570616196

3

Derelict

Blast Bevy
1570623125

3

Derelict

Spade Segregation
1570630190

1

Downpour

Flash Flood Flurry
1570634723

1

Spacepost

Astronautical Nausea
1570637681

1

Powerplant

Unoptimized Output
1570641643

5

Doppler

Nuclear Winter
1570716553

5

Doppler

Spiral Slaughter
1570718442

3

Steep

Bandwidth Beatdown
1571075950

3

Frostwynd

Wicked Wizardry
1571589573

1

Frostwynd

Fiefdom Fiasco
1571591749

3

Wizardry

Mechanical Magic
1571594437

3

Teien

Disruption
1571599542

5

Barren

Clanker Carnage
1571678620

3

Metro

Choir of Robots
1571831793

3

Underground

Mineral Mania
1571854618

3

Barren

Crucial Revenge
1571859100

3

Hillside

Outdated Processing
1571914072

3

Winterbridge

Frozen Fortitude
1571930543

1

Winterbridge

Rusted Retribution
1571933465

3

Maple Hill

Sawdust Storage
1572017701

3

Sequoia

Forest Catastrophe
1572020428

5

Hideout

Autonomous Annihilation
1572022989

5

Cyberia

Northern Lights
1572025354

5

Dockyard

Technophobia
1572027930

1

Waterlogged

Winter's Bite
1572360144

5

Shiver Peak

Shudder
1572362992

5

Downpour

Alluvion
1572366220

5

Outlands

Out of Options
1572368290

5

Snowpine

Raid Resort
1572370642

5

Cyberia

Frozen Freaks
1572453857

3

Sequoia

Woody Weedouts
1572455875

3

Steep

Scrap Metal
1572862681

5

Powerplant

Energy Entropy
1572869384

1

Coastrock

Seaside Sacrifice
1572954362

3

Outlands

Dead of Night
1573233686

3

Area 52

Gatebot Apocalypse
1573318252

1

Underground

Empire Excavation
1573320392

3

Steep

Malefic Mining
1573401364

3

Oxidize

Mannure
1573407935

3

Kelly

Homestead Happenings
1573410694

3

Oilrig

Terrorist Simulation
1573484731

1

Oilrig

Rescindment
1573486542

3

Rust Valley

Rodeotron
1573489733

3

Coastrock

Pirate Domination
1573492505

3

Dockyard

Pier Pressure
1573648063

5

Hoovy Dam

Kinetic Energy
1573724518

3

Production

Distillery Destruction
1573728671

3

Redstone Ridge

Armored Apparatus
1573895345

3

Maple Hill

Woodchip Wound
1573897793

1

Powerplant

Power Program
1574265474

3

Isolation

Snow Blindness
1574347496

3

Isolation

Haphazard Routine
1574349110

1

Oxidize

Overclock
1574351436

3

Oxidize

Greenhouse Roughhousing
1574353123

1

Casino City

Platinum Parade
1574415941

3

Hanami

Drop Zone
1574611444

1

Powerplant

Particle Protocol
1574615987

3

Casino City

Cash Out Crash Out
1574748222

3

Casino City

Vindicated Vices
1574750740

3

Derelict

Defragmentation
1575264972

1

Silent Sky

Aerial Stupidity
1575268092

3

Derelict

Waterway Wringout
1575363674

3

Hideout

Covert Compromise
1575557626

1

Snowpine

Shattered Iceshard
1575562000

3

Barren

Binary Breaker
1575631956

3

Derelict

Metallic Breakthrough
1575634381

1

Radar

Recursive Reinforcements
1575882353

1

Brugge

Sparkbag Subroutine
1575996248

1

Meltdown

Fusion and Intrusion
1576141731

3

Sequoia

Forest Fight
1576319156

3

Skullcove

Slaughter Screamhouse
1576774639

3

Goldpit

Exciting Excavation
1577012364

1

Downpour

Storm Surge
1577612191

3

Transmission

Signal Shutdown
1579879437

3

Transmission

Binary Broadcast
1579882218

1

Contracts & Statistics

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ContractRankStatCPRankStatCP
NameValueRank
Canteens Used10#831
Canteens Used10#151
Canteens Used89#97
Canteens Used7#2,201
Canteens Used0-
Canteens Used2#6,187
Canteens Used19#920
Canteens Used110#17
Canteens Used10#5,198
Canteens Used257#718
Cash Collected36,711#963
Cash Collected8,630#440
Cash Collected11,568#99
Cash Collected2,183#1,930
Cash Collected456#5,617
Cash Collected739#4,512
Cash Collected7,740#386
Cash Collected134,184#5
Cash Collected167#6,596
Cash Collected202,378#105
Damage797,449#149
Damage533,713#612
Damage2,618,214#119
Damage184,721#3,237
Damage68,930#3,108
Damage98,609#8,758
Damage896,723#238
Damage10,591,555#4
Damage108,855#6,753
Damage15,898,769#96
Damage Resisted24,425#3,714
Damage Resisted7,459#175
Damage Resisted96,884#123
Damage Resisted9,798#1,724
Damage Resisted1,802#4,817
Damage Resisted13,775#5,157
Damage Resisted36,900#1,071
Damage Resisted197,866#8
Damage Resisted1,029#4,335
Damage Resisted389,938#883
Tank Damage337,901#119
Tank Damage53,392#736
Tank Damage880,685#96
Tank Damage78,793#2,126
Tank Damage0-
Tank Damage20,699#5,674
Tank Damage433,606#303
Tank Damage193,203#8
Tank Damage20,487#5,690
Tank Damage2,018,766#206
Healing7,792#303
Healing3,065#239
Healing122,858#11
Healing2,019#3,568
Healing22,257#7,982
Healing3,882#4,229
Healing6,241#596
Healing4,696#23
Healing2,203#8,975
Healing175,013#2,398
Damage Sustained142,498#752
Damage Sustained37,819#319
Damage Sustained195,169#230
Damage Sustained24,905#3,440
Damage Sustained4,294#8,694
Damage Sustained24,577#5,994
Damage Sustained74,449#638
Damage Sustained422,732#6
Damage Sustained4,639#7,149
Damage Sustained931,082#335
Bomb Defenses197#481
Bomb Defenses230#334
Bomb Defenses595#213
Bomb Defenses70#2,887
Bomb Defenses6#7,342
Bomb Defenses32#7,893
Bomb Defenses230#332
Bomb Defenses1,088#6
Bomb Defenses64#5,809
Bomb Defenses2,512#479
Kills1,196#312
Kills1,172#553
Kills4,791#169
Kills466#2,981
Kills113#4,069
Kills217#7,085
Kills1,879#232
Kills9,570#5
Kills266#7,664
Kills19,670#265
Giant Robot Kills139#121
Giant Robot Kills61#494
Giant Robot Kills401#73
Giant Robot Kills30#2,225
Giant Robot Kills14#2,529
Giant Robot Kills6#11,209
Giant Robot Kills118#239
Giant Robot Kills1,876#4
Giant Robot Kills19#5,026
Giant Robot Kills2,664#66
Tanks Destroyed25#39
Tanks Destroyed0-
Tanks Destroyed56#105
Tanks Destroyed6#1,652
Tanks Destroyed0-
Tanks Destroyed1#3,471
Tanks Destroyed34#325
Tanks Destroyed0-
Tanks Destroyed0-
Tanks Destroyed122#185
Deaths180#571
Deaths88#504
Deaths261#280
Deaths37#3,649
Deaths7#9,986
Deaths29#4,784
Deaths122#765
Deaths955#11
Deaths10#9,245
Deaths1,689#185
Score8,692#702
Score4,693#574
Score22,885#155
Score1,697#2,926
Score988#5,742
Score808#8,016
Score7,980#289
Score66,619#4
Score1,010#6,854
Score115,372#177
Support508,081#2,114
Support85,994#980
Support486,429#556
Support8,500#2,901
Support113,554#6,377
Support0-
Support14,000#1,873
Support646,348#15
Support17,750#5,858
Support1,880,656#1,659
Time Victorious5.018#987
Time Victorious3.293#561
Time Victorious8.639#335
Time Victorious1.032#3,903
Time Victorious0.345#9,487
Time Victorious0.669#6,346
Time Victorious3.703#532
Time Victorious36.317#6
Time Victorious0.526#7,708
Time Victorious59.542#224