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Unenthusiastic Handjob

Completed 57 out of 98 missions

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177

Stars

28

1

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75

100

Completed Missions

Barren

Brushfire
1570116923

3

Casino City

Midnight Gambling
1570215448

1

Casino City

Sketchy Swing
1570218228

3

Casino City

Gamblers Gambit
1570220341

3

Brugge

Flemish Feud
1570467892

1

Brugge

Funeral Toll
1570470636

3

Goldpit

Goldrush
1570538405

3

Doppler

Endothermic Espionage
1570544970

3

Waterfront

Treacherous Waters
1570552125

5

Hanami

Blastaway
1570616196

3

Derelict

Blast Bevy
1570623125

3

Derelict

Spade Segregation
1570630190

1

Downpour

Flash Flood Flurry
1570634723

1

Spacepost

Astronautical Nausea
1570637681

1

Powerplant

Unoptimized Output
1570641643

5

Doppler

Nuclear Winter
1570716553

5

Doppler

Spiral Slaughter
1570718442

3

Steep

Bandwidth Beatdown
1571075950

3

Frostwynd

Wicked Wizardry
1571589573

1

Frostwynd

Fiefdom Fiasco
1571591749

3

Wizardry

Mechanical Magic
1571594437

3

Teien

Disruption
1571599542

5

Barren

Clanker Carnage
1571678620

3

Metro

Choir of Robots
1571831793

3

Underground

Mineral Mania
1571854618

3

Barren

Crucial Revenge
1571859100

3

Hillside

Outdated Processing
1571914072

3

Winterbridge

Frozen Fortitude
1571930543

1

Winterbridge

Rusted Retribution
1571933465

3

Maple Hill

Sawdust Storage
1572017701

3

Sequoia

Forest Catastrophe
1572020428

5

Hideout

Autonomous Annilhilation
1572022989

5

Cyberia

Northern Lights
1572025354

5

Dockyard

Technophobia
1572027930

1

Waterlogged

Winter's Bite
1572360144

5

Shiver Peak

Shudder
1572362992

5

Downpour

Alluvion
1572366220

5

Outlands

Out of Options
1572368290

5

Snowpine

Raid Resort
1572370642

5

Cyberia

Frozen Freaks
1572453857

3

Sequoia

Woody Weedouts
1572455875

3

Steep

Scrap Metal
1572862681

5

Powerplant

Energy Entropy
1572869384

1

Coastrock

Seaside Sacrifice
1572954362

3

Outlands

Dead of Night
1573233686

3

Area 52

Gatebot Apocalypse
1573318252

1

Underground

Empire Excavation
1573320392

3

Steep

Malefic Mining
1573401364

3

Oxidize

Mannure
1573407935

3

Kelly

Homestead Happenings
1573410694

3

Oilrig

Terrorist Simulation
1573484731

1

Oilrig

Rescindment
1573486542

3

Rust Valley

Rodeotron
1573489733

3

Coastrock

Pirate Domination
1573492505

3

Dockyard

Pier Pressure
1573648063

5

Hoovy Dam

Kinetic Energy
1573724518

3

Production

Distillery Destruction
1573728671

3

Contracts & Statistics

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ContractRankStatCPRankStatCP
NameValueRank
Canteens Used10#339
Canteens Used8#92
Canteens Used27#225
Canteens Used2#2,023
Canteens Used0-
Canteens Used0-
Canteens Used19#316
Canteens Used42#17
Canteens Used10#2,317
Canteens Used118#707
Cash Collected32,985#350
Cash Collected5,567#254
Cash Collected4,533#169
Cash Collected935#1,759
Cash Collected456#2,455
Cash Collected0-
Cash Collected7,456#138
Cash Collected71,173#5
Cash Collected167#2,860
Cash Collected123,272#73
Damage748,208#46
Damage290,655#431
Damage939,292#246
Damage42,869#3,763
Damage68,930#1,285
Damage0-
Damage886,252#74
Damage5,259,675#4
Damage108,855#3,079
Damage8,344,736#80
Damage Resisted17,334#1,999
Damage Resisted4,072#137
Damage Resisted34,870#208
Damage Resisted3,595#1,534
Damage Resisted1,802#2,186
Damage Resisted0-
Damage Resisted36,900#396
Damage Resisted97,428#6
Damage Resisted1,029#1,885
Damage Resisted197,030#691
Tank Damage330,139#45
Tank Damage35,100#431
Tank Damage382,849#131
Tank Damage27,823#2,190
Tank Damage0-
Tank Damage0-
Tank Damage433,606#110
Tank Damage122,904#5
Tank Damage20,487#2,603
Tank Damage1,352,908#127
Healing5,895#120
Healing1,537#210
Healing47,343#19
Healing755#2,738
Healing22,257#3,634
Healing0-
Healing6,241#211
Healing2,655#17
Healing2,203#4,113
Healing88,886#1,686
Damage Sustained133,472#236
Damage Sustained21,728#214
Damage Sustained78,177#346
Damage Sustained7,779#3,444
Damage Sustained4,294#3,893
Damage Sustained0-
Damage Sustained71,900#223
Damage Sustained211,623#7
Damage Sustained4,639#3,160
Damage Sustained533,612#259
Bomb Defenses177#160
Bomb Defenses141#205
Bomb Defenses278#248
Bomb Defenses22#2,871
Bomb Defenses6#3,336
Bomb Defenses0-
Bomb Defenses218#116
Bomb Defenses514#5
Bomb Defenses64#2,601
Bomb Defenses1,420#362
Kills1,085#114
Kills692#358
Kills1,929#280
Kills122#3,361
Kills113#1,729
Kills0-
Kills1,826#76
Kills4,747#5
Kills266#3,519
Kills10,780#232
Giant Robot Kills126#46
Giant Robot Kills34#354
Giant Robot Kills154#135
Giant Robot Kills8#2,645
Giant Robot Kills14#1,028
Giant Robot Kills0-
Giant Robot Kills117#80
Giant Robot Kills939#4
Giant Robot Kills19#2,240
Giant Robot Kills1,411#59
Tanks Destroyed25#20
Tanks Destroyed0-
Tanks Destroyed26#125
Tanks Destroyed3#1,219
Tanks Destroyed0-
Tanks Destroyed0-
Tanks Destroyed34#109
Tanks Destroyed0-
Tanks Destroyed0-
Tanks Destroyed88#97
Deaths162#178
Deaths49#360
Deaths95#484
Deaths8#4,217
Deaths7#4,431
Deaths0-
Deaths114#271
Deaths485#10
Deaths10#4,051
Deaths930#160
Score8,071#244
Score2,593#407
Score8,879#275
Score441#3,392
Score988#2,574
Score0-
Score7,867#103
Score33,292#5
Score1,010#3,123
Score63,141#168
Support469,451#847
Support25,604#1,051
Support192,669#694
Support500#4,023
Support113,554#2,917
Support0-
Support14,000#802
Support338,962#17
Support17,750#2,682
Support1,172,490#1,009
Time Victorious4.439#350
Time Victorious1.921#389
Time Victorious3.179#545
Time Victorious0.238#4,498
Time Victorious0.345#4,287
Time Victorious0-
Time Victorious3.568#189
Time Victorious18.243#6
Time Victorious0.526#3,437
Time Victorious32.460#231